I'm going to confuse you. I'm going to use weird words and then use normal ones in wacky sounding sentences.

~I talk to inanimate objects, form real relationships with cars, and usually have some sort of a to-do list for every day.
~I'm always cold. If hoodies and sweaters were attractive 100% of the time, that's all you'd see me in.
~I love kids. I want 8. If you met me, you'd think I'm insane. Some words frequently used to describe me: short, tiny, petite, midget, little person, (and) little munchkin. Getting the picture?

~I'm a fan of crazy. I think there's boring-crazy, good-crazy and bad-crazy.

~I'm a Christian. I live for He who died to save my life and nothing can ever tear us apart. He is with me wherever I go, so why should I fear? I live by Jeremiah 29:11 (among other wonderful words).

~I'm Pro-Life. I believe life begins from conception and that abortion is murder. I won't condemn or judge those who have had an abortion. That's just plain stupid. I only want to talk to you and be there if you need someone.